Only a mothe r could love this liver
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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