READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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