So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Non-Jews are for practice
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
