When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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