Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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