After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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