By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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