It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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