haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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