When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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