Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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