that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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