so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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