Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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