Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
a search helicopter?!
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
