.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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