You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!