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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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• (925): View more from California

  Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard

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• (559): View more from California

  I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She's got a legit dose of dude going on

  (240): View more from Maryland

  No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I can feel my liver begging me to stop.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I hope none of us try to run for public office one day

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!

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