sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?