i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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