his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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