I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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