i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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