is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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