Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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