i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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