I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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