My nipple is on Facebook.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
no you cant smoke seaweed
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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