After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I checked into jail on foursquare
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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