How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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