Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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