to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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