If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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