all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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