3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You've changed since you got that strap on
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