My nipple is on Facebook.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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