The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
nutella sex= disaster
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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