There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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