My nipple is on Facebook.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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