You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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