With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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