I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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