you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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