I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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