how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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