What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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