Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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