At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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