you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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