Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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