She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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