I seem to have left my pride at pride
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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