dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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