her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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