The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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