dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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