Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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