matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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