Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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