Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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