I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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