How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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